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Mating 008 338.JPGMating Blue-Tailed Damselflies
There's another shot of this amorous pair on the "Water Margins" page.

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A Chicken
"What do you mean....'A Chicken'! If you must know, I happen to be a Fenning Sussex!"

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If there's one thing that you can practically guarantee every single year, it's that the moment the Giant Poppies decide to burst into flower in the back garden, it will totally **** down with rain and, 
before you know it, all the petals will get knocked off!!

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....Don't even ask!

Nuttela 004 048.JPGNuttella...New Kid on the Suet-Block
This is Tubby-the-Nutter's brand-new little girl who my own daughter has decided to name "Nuttella". She's just like her Dad when it comes to stealing and eating everything and anything put out for the birds in the garden....and Nuttella's just as bad!
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Hare
Another perfect example of why you should always have a camera of some sort on your person at all times....This character suddenly appeared out of nowhere, walked right past me as bold as you like and then settled down in a flower bed to munch on a few plant stems less than five metres from me....Although completely wild and unconfined, she didn't show the least concern when I crept to within just a couple of metres of her to get this photograph! There're another couple of pictures of her on the "Mountain, Moorland and Farmland" page.


Moorhen Amidst the Red-Hot Pokers
 
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Soon to Emerge
It wont be long before the seven Blue Tit chicks in this nest-box at the top of my garden will want to come out into the big wide world (any minute now in fact). Unfortunately, the Jackdaws are all too aware of this as well and are constantly hanging around up in the trees nearby. One or two of them have even tried sticking their heads into the hole to get a better look!
They are very persistent and there can be up to a dozen or more of them just waiting for the moment the first chick ventures forth....like some sort of macabre feathery snack from a canteen vending machine!

In an effort to thwart Lord Jack, the Alpha male, and his motley crew, I've been finding plenty to do in the garden....including sitting out there in the sunshine with the laptop to add a few odds and ends to my websites. I've also allowed the dog outside as much as he wants and my daughter has been doing some GCSE reviision out there as well

All in all, between us, we've managed to keep the Jackdaws at bay....and the Magpies and Squirrels too, because they're not to be trusted either!

Once the chicks have fledged and have found their bearings, they'll have a better chance, but I've seen it all too often before, small birds such as Blue Tits are just picked off one at a time....sometimes before they've even fully emerged from the exit hole!

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German Wasp
Big, generally aggressive and with a tendency to attack stuff without so much as a by-your-leave, this very large hunter/invader from the Continent tends to both dwarf and bully our more happy-go-lucky little home-grown versions!  The one in the photograph landed on my hand this afternoon while I was completely minding my own business, but unfortunately, it flew up into the air just as I was trying to manoeuvre my camera into position with my other hand to get an interesting shot of it! I needn't have worried however, because it had apparently only been using my hand momentarily as a launch-pad from which to ambush what looked like a Snipe Fly in mid flight! Then, having caught its victim, the Wasp proceeded to use its incredibly powerful jaws to literally tear the Fly to pieces before flying off
, probably all the way back to the nest, with the juicier bits held firmly between its feet!

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Yellow Rattle
Five decades ago this parasitic member of the Figwort family was far more prolific than it is today and I always made sure way back in the 1950s that there was a box-full or two of Yellow Rattle fruit capsules containing the plant's seeds on the classroom nature-table because of the sound-effects you could make by shaking them! In fact, the country name for the plant used to be "Rattle-Box" (something almost completely forgotten these days it seems), while in certain Southern counties of the UK, the "rattle" was taken as a sign for the start of hay-making....hence the plant's name of "Hay-Shackle" in places like Somerset.
  Like its cousin, Red Rattle,
Yellow Rattle is a hemi-parasite and survives by attaching itself to the root systems of various grasses in order to extract water and minerals, while the similarity of the tubular shape formed by the petals to a witch's hooked nose actually gave rise to the first part of its scientific name of Rhinanthus minor, meaning 'nose' and 'flower'.

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Orange

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Lewis
Lewis (above and below) arrived in my garden today....lost, disorientated, hungry and very, very thirsty. Lewis is a Racing Pigeon! Probably attracted by the grain trough, this weary F1 avian speed-machine must have been released in a race either earlier today (Sunday) or sometime yesterday.
etting lost isn't an unusual thing for a Racing Pigeon and anyone might look out onto their garden one day and see such a bird sitting placidly on the lawn or pecking ineffectually at seed on the bird table.
It might be in almost any condition physically, though it will most likely be close to total exhaustion. This will leave it confused and dehydrated meaning that it may well need your help to recover enough to continue on its journey.
Lewis was obviously very tired and, after noticing the temporary rubber ring on one leg indicating he was currently taking part in a race, I picked him up and recorded the unique number displayed on the permanent metal ring on his other leg. This revealed him to be a four year-old bird of British origin.
Physically, he was in good health, but I added glucose to a small bowl of water which he then drank enthusiastically. In view of the fact he didn't appear to be either ill or injured, I provided him with a mixture of groats, chicken-corn and honey on the covered bird-table where he now appears to have taken up temporary residence! I wont cage him or constrain him in any way. He'll probably hang around for a day or two and leave of his own accord when he's feeling better. Had he been injured or if he's still around three days from now, I'll catch him (he's very tame) and notify the Royal Pigeon Racing Association that he's here.
  Racing Pigeons can be quite valuable, while some can be worth thousands or even tens of thousands of pounds. I could tell that Lewis was good specimen....sleek, strong and in the prime of his racing career so his owner might be quite pleased to get him back.

Oddly,he doesn't have the usual stamped number on his wing that would identify the name of the actual club to which his owner belongs, but I dare-say that by tomorrow he will have recovered sufficiently to re-orientate himself and make his own way home!
As I expected, Lewis disappeared the following day....but he was back again the day after....and the day after that....and now he's a regular to the bird-table and even happy to eat grain from my hand....I guess he's decided to adopt me! Mmm....He obviously knows which side his bread is buttered on, but I would love to know what goes on inside their little minds....Is he genuinely lost and simply making the most of an otherwise bad situation or has he made a desperate bid for freedom?
I don't suppose we'll ever know what it is that makes birds like Lewis turn feral....probably any one of a number of things, depending on the bird, but you only have to count the number of Pigeons hanging around your local town centre and which are still wearing  leg rings, to realize just how many of them do actually go AWOL!


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"Skinwing"
Earwigs have always been lovers of damp and dark places, but some individuals can be extremely inquisitive....so much so that some people who notice these things (usually those without any kind of significant social life....including me) believe that they have quite well-developed individual personalities. This one was quite obviously enjoying a few minutes relaxation in the warm Spring sunshine and refused to employ the characteristically defensive Earwig ploy of dropping from wherever they might happen to be down to the ground when disturbed and then scrambling as fast as they can into the nearest crack or crevice. Nobby (another UKN Ranger and notable bug expert), has also noticed an increasing tendency amongst Earwigs generally in recent years to remain exposed when caught napping in the sunshine....but he doesn't know why! Another subtle climate-change anomaly perhaps? There are literally hundreds of such things taking place of late!

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Portland Spurge
Most easily distinguishable from its close relative the Sea Spurge by its red-tinted "flowers", the Portland Spurge confines itself to the Western and South-Western coastline of England and Wales or the Eastern coast of Northern Ireland and Eire.

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Rock Pipit....on a Rock
What can I come up with that's interesting about Rock Pipits? Well....er....
for a start, I'd like to be able to say that in order to get this particular photograph, I was forced to scramble across extremely jagged and highly dangerous rocky out-croppings and gullies for at least three or four hours just to catch the briefest glimpse of such a normally shy and reclusive character....However, the truth is, I had to practically fight this little blighter off with a big stick just to keep him from stealing my beloved ginger cake while I was sitting down out of the wind to eat my lunch! Mmm, they don't ever mention things like that in the text books do they!?!


St Agnes Sunset

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You'll probably be pleased to know that all three Robin youngsters are doing really well, but if you look very carefully at the left-hand side of the picture, I think it's just possible to make out a fourth chick! I'm not absolutely certain, but I am about 90% sure. I think I'll call this one "Reliant"!

Meanwhile, first thing this morning....

"So, how's the family then?" I felt a hand on my elbow as I waited patiently in the queue at the village post-office.

I half turned to put a face to the voice "Um? Oh, hi Mrs G....They're all fine thank-you....My son's still at university and absolutely loves life in the big city, my daughter's doing her GCSE exams this Summer....she's fifteen.....and my wife's still got a bad back, but couldn't wait to get back to work....to get away from me I guess! Heh heh heh!" I chuckled at my own so-called self-deprecation, expecting Mrs G (from just across the road), to laugh as well....if only out of sympathy!

Mrs G however, just stared at me blankly "That's nice dear, but actually, I meant the Robins....How are the Robins?

"Uh? Oh....yes, of course....the ROBINS! Well....er, they're fine....Couldn't be better....Except I think there are four of them now....babies that is! I managed to overlook one somehow.

"Four? That's wonderful! You must be very proud!"

"Er....Yes....Yes, I am"

"What 'ave you got to be proud about all of a sudden then?" Mrs R, the cashier, looked at me quizzically through the bomb-proof glass from the other side of the counter. It was my turn to be served all of a sudden.  "Is there something you're not telling us then?" Mrs R is Welsh!

"No....I've just got some Robins nesting behind my Buddlea is all"

"Oh you poor thing....Sounds very nasty! Robins you say....Are you taking anything for it at all? I do believe my Stan has still got some ointment left over from when he had his little problem two or three years ago....an' I reckon Dorothy over there will be happy to help you apply it if you like"

Dorothy had just been served ahead of me....her TV license stamps I think it was. Mrs R meanwhile, was on a roll...."Dorothy....DOROTHY....I said you're good with your hands....Poor love, it's deaf as a post she is....what with her tinnitus an' being eighty-seven an' all!"

I swear I could hear Mrs G tittering behind me....Mr K from down the farm up the lane looked across from the sorry excuse for a parcel he'd been wrapping since before I'd come in...."I think I still got a barrel of that stuff I used on't pigs once....you're mor'an welcome tert if ee like"

"Thank-you Mr K....Pigs you say?" I tried to salvage some small vestige of my increasingly battered dignity by pretending to carry on as though I'd only just walked in the door...."Twelve first-class stamps if you please Mrs R!"

"Sending a letter then are we dear? Would it be to anyone we know at all? Some kind of a Buddlea specialist perhaps?"

"Er....no, there's nothing wrong with my Buddlea (more titters)! I'm off to Cornwall again later this week and, as you know perfectly well, I like to send a few postcards home to my daughter while I'm away".

"Ah, right you are then dear....will you be wanting your usual bar of chocolate at all?" I struggled to find the hidden euphemism, but I actually suspect that Mrs R just wanted to know if I would like to buy a bar of chocolate! Life at your local rural post office can be very confusing at times, but I'll certainly miss the place if the bl**dy Government finally has its way and gets rid of them all!

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Reedbed


The New Arrivals....Day Two
Stroppy Madam and Uppity Bill Robin are happy to announce the safe arrival on Friday, 18th April of their
three beautiful triplets....Rhianan, Ricky and Randy. Both Mum and babies are doing well and ask if donations could be made to the hospital's maternity ward in lieu of flowers. Thank-you.

On a more serious note....please bear in mind that, although both parents know me well and are even prepared to feed from my hand, when it comes to their nest-site, I stay well away! I took this picture from the other side of the garden with a digi-scoped camera so as not to disturb either the chicks or the parents!

If you have Robins nesting in your own garden already, then it's worth remembering that, for the most part, they'll be quite happy to put up with you hanging out the washing, doing a bit of gardening and even mowing the lawn, etc, but they wont like it if you start sticking your big red spotty nose in where it doesn't belong....something that might easily cause them to desert the nest altogether!

When my Boss was a CO, he once inadvertently made himself an instant local celebrity by being identified as the man who, although more than happy to push and push and push the poor sods under his command until they literally dropped, decided to cordon off (by actually posting sentries) an entire section of the base, thus rendering most of the vehicle repair shop, five of the vehicles in it and an equipment storage shed completely out of bounds for more than a month....Why? For the simple reason that a pair of Redstarts (relatives of the Robin) had decided to nest under the open bonnet of a Land Rover! Meanwhile, the poor old mechanics had to carry on working of course, but outside in the wind and the rain (of which there is a great deal on the East coast of Scotland)!

Mmm....It's amazing really, just how much respect he actually earned from a great many big, ugly, foul-mouthed Marines because of it....not to mention the local civilian population! Mind you, no-one ever left a vehicle bonnet open and unsupervised during the Spring or Summer again! I wrote in my diary at the time about how the entire situation reminded me of an episode from "Sergeant Bilko"! Forget about protecting Faslane and the Polaris nuclear subs or the North Sea Oil rigs....I remember how more than 100 fully-armed, extremely tough and very highly-trained Commachio Coy Royal Marines were suddenly prepared to do whatever it took to ensure the safety of those bl**dy birds and their four chicks and to Hell with the rest! All of the chicks fledged by the way and things soon returned to normal!

Anyway, I digress yet again....Please bear in mind that "suitable" food for very young early-birds is not exactly abundant right now and that the current batch of unusually early-nesting species, such as Robins, Blue Tits and Dunnocks will be struggling to find enough wriggly things to satisfy all those gaping mouths. The fact is, if you've fed the birds in your garden right through what has been a very mild Winter, then you are much more likely to get pairs of birds nesting in or around your garden that much earlier than would normally be the case. However, the vast majority of insect species that the birds depend upon to feed their young will not have adapted anywhere near as quickly to either your bird-feeding habits in particular or to climate change in general, resulting in a severe shortage (at least for the next couple of weeks) of all those little grubs and caterpillars so vital to the staple dietary requirements of many baby birds!

Yes, I admit, there are a few Butterflies and things around already, such a Peacocks and Brimstones, but they're the first-phase individuals....the ones who hibernate through the Winter and then become active again in the early Spring. They wont be around for long however and it will be the second-phase ones who'll emerge from caterpillars later in the year and who you'll enjoy seeing during the Summer!

Basically....if you feed the birds regularly throughout the Winter, then please continue to do so well into the Summer. There is a great deal of inter-species disharmony caused by climate change at the moment and, for the time being at least, the survival of chicks like the ones in the picture above could depend entirely upon your willingness to provide things like insect-based suet blocks, live mealworms and nibbed peanuts!

WARNING....Whatever you do, DON'T put out whole peanuts! The parent birds may try to feed the entire peanut to a chick resulting in it choking to death! It's very common and the same thing applies to the artificially large mealworms you can buy these days....the ones fed on growth hormone! It's also a good idea to avoid using cheap, grain-based bird-food bought from the guy down your local market....It will probably be imported and therefore likely to be covered with a cocktail of herbicides and insecticides that are potentially deadly to very young and adult birds alike! Proprietary brands, such as "Chapelwood" or the RSPB and BTO endorsed versions may be more expensive, but at least they're safe!

As for the birds in my own garden, "GT" and "GTi" (the Great Tits) are currently sitting on eggs in the bird-table nest-box, three pairs of Blue Tits (so far) are in the Sparrow terrace at the font of the house, the Dunnocks are back in the pine trees near the patio, "DT" and his overly neurotic mate are in the pine tree next to the oil tank and the Wrens are nesting behind the top shed! On top of all that, I think that "Highbrow" the Song Thrush and his mate are nest-building on a shelf inside the old wooden den that I built at the top of the garden for my kids when they were little and....Oh yes, the House Martins are due back any day now!

Finally, I'm putting up a new Woodpecker nest-box in one of the trees in the woodlet at the end of the garden today. It may not prove successful this year, but there's a good chance something will show an interest next year. The last time I put up a box intended for woodpeckers, it was occupied almost instantly by a pair of Starlings which I was quite pleased about really, if only because the familiar old Starling is a species in serious decline at the moment!

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Ladybird, Ladybird....
Looks as though I caught this little lady just as she was heading back home....She was in a hurry too....I wonder why?

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Chaffling
This is the semi-leucistic Chaffinch that hangs around my garden for most of each day. I've mentioned it before in the diary section of the .com site and, until now, I've been convinced that it's a male bird. However, over the past couple of days it's been inseparable from a normal male Chaffinch, so it might just be a female!


Viola Contessa

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Nearly two inches of snow fell last night (6th April) and came as a bit of a shock to a great many of us who were just beginning to get used to the idea that Spring had well and truly sprung! "Scraps" (above) looked pretty fed up with it all and the fact that I had to sleep out in it last night high up in the hills in just my bivi-bag on a bed of pine branches with my roll-mat placed on top just about summed it up!
I'd set up the new PIR trips we use these days, taped the audible alarm receiver earpiece thingy to my good ear (rendering me practically deaf and unlikely to hear so much as a herd of Deer as they trampled me under hoof!), crawled into my Arctic 5-season sleeping-bag, zipped up the bivi and was asleep well before it started to snow. When I woke up around 0400hrs to the sound of something snuffling about nearby (the earpiece had fallen out of my ear at some point during the night!), I felt unusually warm, but only because I was completely covered in snow!

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I grew up calling them "Crowtoes", but people just stare at me as though I'm not quite all there if I try to use such an age-old country name for Bluebells these days. Meanwhile, if I'm quick enough and people are unable to get away from me in time, I treat them to a couple of  "interesting" facts about this threatened and therefore highly protected little Lily....
1....Bluebells are only native to countries fringing the Atlantic Ocean!
2....The plant's tiny white bulbs were apparently used in olden times to make a remarkably efficient glue...a kind of medieval equivalent of Superglue, except that it didn't just stick the top to the tube and your fingers to everything else!
3....The bulbs also contain starch which the Elizabethans utilized as a stiffener for their ruffs.
....Now you see why I don't have many friends!
WARNING WILL ROBINSON! It is totally illegal to either pick, dig up or trample upon Bluebells wherever they happen to be growing in the British Isles and to do so, still carries a 12th Century mandatory death sentence whereby you are forced to watch re-runs of "Ye Olde Peter and Katie Show" until you beg to be put to the sword....I believe that two and a half minutes is the current record!


Lily the Pink


Jenny Wren
She looks as though she's full of eggs (maybe as many as seven or eight) and just about fit to burst!

 Jenny's Choice

Jenny Wren, Jenny Wren
Losing patience yet again
Should your husband dare to rest
Instead of building you that nest
....the one you'll choose from several made
....the best in which your eggs are laid
 

So panic not....it wont be long
He's starting now to sing his song
Just cast about and make your choice
To the
glorious rhythms of his voice

(Daisy W, June 1940)

  The Summer of 1940 was a particularly worrying time for the people of Great Britain...the German invasion of Europe was all but complete, the name "Dunkirk" was on everyone's lips and barely thirty miles of English Channel separated British soil from overwhelming Nazi invasion!

  Still only in her mid-teens, my Mum was living at home in the old country cottage with my Gran and Grandad together with her many brothers and sisters. Two of her maternal uncles, both serving with the 2nd Battalion The Gloucestershire Regiment, had been wounded at Dunkirk, but had been successfully returned to England in the first wave while the rest of their Battalion had remained behind to provide screen cover for the main bulk of the evacuation.

The eventual safe return of my Mum's uncles to British shores was, quite naturally, of enormous relief to the entire family....even though they didn't actually get back to their families as such until several weeks later. Nevertheless, this must have been a time for my Mum to be relatively thankful, even as two more uncles and all of her brothers prepared to enlist in the Forces themselves!

Interestingly, the War years were when my Mum's poetry writing was at its most prolific....but always on the subject of Nature. She never once wrote a poem about the War itself, about friends or family serving in either Europe or Asia or at sea or about the harsh times experienced by all those around her. For my Mother, Nature must have been a desperately important means of escape from the awful reality of life under seige!

The "Jenny's Choice" poem was based upon her own observations of a pair of Wrens nesting in my Gran's garden. She noticed that the male bird built several prototype "cock" nests before the hen finally decided to choose one, at which point the little female would line it with moss, feathers and/or down to finish it off!

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The Anenome Within
The more I look at it, the more I think the centre of this flower looks like the top of Action Man's head!


Spring Yellow

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Violet Primula
Another shot of a Primula fom the garden

My first Sweet Violet for 2008
on the
"Arty-Farty"
page


Preening Male Siskin
Not only do they look like Canaries, but they sound a bit like them too, so it's no wonder that until quite recently, some people were keen to keep wild Siskins in cages in their homes! I remember how it was possible to exchange old clothes and shoes, etc for wild birds, such as Linnets, Siskins, Bullfinches and Goldfinches with the Rag and Bone Man or even
to buy them from him with cash and that a male Bullfinch for example, could be bought for as little as three shillings or a pair for five bob!

 
Everyone Has Their Price!
For the price of a mealworm, "DT" the Blackbird allowed me to get close enough to him today to use my Ricoh camera!

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"Tubby the Nutter"
Looking a bit old, grey and grizzled these days, Tubby has been a regular visitor to my garden for years and knows all the tricks for getting into the bird-feeders. Note the small scar just above his nose....He acquired an injury long ago (probably in a confrontation with another Squirrel) which became infected for a while and could easily have been the finish of him, but he got through it ok in the end! When I think about it, this very large Squirrel must have cost me a fortune in peanuts, sunflower hearts and fat balls over the years, but I don't really begrudge him....he's only doing what I'd do if I was him!


 "Uppity Bill"....aka "Mr Angry"
I've put a few pictures of this
particular Robin on my websites, but this one probably epitomises the belligerent nature of this bird more than any other! In all fairness though, what thoughts do you suppose go through his little mind as he sits there surveying his universe?


"Ruby" the Robin
Mate to "White-Eye", "Ruby" is easily the most timid of my four resident Robins, one pair occupying the front garden, the other pair at the back....most of the time! "Ruby" is also the only one of the four that I haven't yet been able to persuade to feed from my hand! Meanwhile, I thought I'd add this technically rather poor photgraph to coincide with the run on Robins I seem to be having on both my websites of late!

Special Dedication
This site continues to be dedicated to my wife, my son and to my daughter. They are my strength, my pride and my joy.
I also want to remember the following individuals....
Tony S, Billy R, Jamie R, Tex Mick, Doc and Dave G
(They actually were the best of the best)
Finally, this is also for my step-sister who I still miss after more than 50 years
(I hope he never hurt you) and for Lillian, Malcolm and Harry who all died so tragically young
....and, of course, it's for Ellie too.

 
"Blotch"
So-called because of the unusual blotchy mark rather than the more familiar dark streak on his breast feathers....Blotch is one of the birds currently showing an interest in nesting in the Sparrow terrace nest-box at the front of the house. He also nested in there successfully last year.

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Ratty
A lady from a village just over the hill from me tapped me on the shoulder at my local garage a couple of weeks ago and asked if  I knew anything about rats because she'd got one! She told me that she'd contacted a pest-controller, but that he'd turned up at her house a bit more p*ssed than pest and had tried to insist that poison was the best, if not the only option....adding that she didn't need to worry because it was "a completely harmless poison" (his words) and wouldn't therefore, be a danger to any other animals!
However, she was very worried about using ANY type of poison, simply because she has two small dogs and an apparently large, but rat-phobic cat who all enjoy complete freedom of both the house and the garden. In addition, she looks after her three young grandchildren two afternoons a week and was also afraid that a poisoned rat might easily crawl into a wall-cavity or floor-space and end up dying there! Understandably therefore, she said NO to the poison!
A disgruntled Mr Pesty subsequently decided to lay a few snappy-type spring-traps instead and finished by saying he'd be back in a day or two....He also suggested that the lady should check the traps occasionally for herself and call him if anything transpired!
A week later however, the rat was still active and the traps were still empty....She finally rang Mr Pesty to ask him to come and take the traps away!
Mmm....Over the years, I've grown to understand that rats are emotional and intelligent little critters....intelligent that is, in a kind of inversely proportional way to pest-controllers (I could write a book about it....and perhaps I should). Therefore, I set off to the lady's house that very afternoon with my trusty, self-designed and totally humane rat-trap which I eventually set up near the garden shed after first working out exactly how the animal preferred to negotiate the area.
On this occasion, I chose to use a very special brand of rat-bait developed after thousands of hours of exhaustive research and "live" testing on human Guinea-pigs by Birmingham-based scientists at the outset of the Cold War....namely, a Cadbury's chocolate finger!
I returned the next morning to collect "Ratty" (above) who I then released (just like the Wood Mouse shown on the "Home" page of www.wildliferanger.com) from the cage/trap about an hour later....having first driven with him in the back of the vehicle to a remote spot miles from anywhere!
That's "SMUG" by the way, with a capital S M U and G)!

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Spring's a- Comin'

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Mmm?
Like so many of the things I come across on my travels, I'm not entirely sure what this is. There was plenty of it around, standing about half a metre tall, near the edge of a Cotswold lake and my best guess would be some kind of Sedge as the stems were three-sided....perhaps it's a type of Cottongrass.
Meanwhile, I know that many of you out there will know exactly what it is, but I can't even find it in any of my books, so I shall have to return to the site later in the Spring!

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"Scraps"
I took this picture today (12th January, 2008) for the benefit of those people who e-mail me to enquire about the health and well-being of "Scraps" the one-legged Chaffinch (see further down this page). Well, as you can see, "Scraps" is doing just fine and, despite the snow that's fallen up here in the hills during the last twenty four hours and the sudden drop in temperature, he's having no difficulty helping himself to the food I put down for him in the garden.
Mind you, what amuses me about this tough, resilient and determined little bird, is the "nobody loves me" kind of expression always present on his face. He invariably looks as though he's all got all the problems of the world resting squarely on his tiny feathery little shoulders....but then, wouldn't you if you had to get by the best you can all alone in a world that shows no mercy and takes no prisoners!

Chapter 26
of
"Slices"
entitled
"Unto Us"
is now on the
"Slices and General Diary Stuff"
page

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Common Lizard
This photograph represents another one of those curious moments when I sense that I'm being watched. I usually get such feelings just after I've settled down in the middle of nowhere to eat my lunch....and sure enough, as I glanced down at the ground to a point no more than three metres from where I was sitting, I suddenly spotted this Common Lizard sunbathing on an old piece of wood. I'm pleased to say that he hung around just long enough for me to take this picture before scuttling off into the undergrowth almost faster than the eye could follow!
In fact, I managed to glimpse a fair few Common Lizards while I was working on the North Cornish coast in mid September 2007. The weather was very sunny and dry all week and it seemed that virtually all of Cornwall's indiginous Reptile species were intent on taking full advantage of the Sun's gloriously warm rays.
For a more detailed account of this particular week in Cornwall, see the "Green" page at www.wildliferanger.com

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Peacock Butterfly
I was totally amazed today to see what seemed like countless numbers of Peacock Butterflies all together in a sun-drenched field of ripening wheat. Most of them had settled, one per wheat-stalk, while a few flitted idly from place to place. I'd never seen the likes of it before....so many Peacocks....hundreds....all in one place....but then, as I took a step forward to take a photograph, they suddenly did that flashing, distracting eye-spot thing that Peacocks do and took to the air as one....a cloud of russet-brown and purpley-blue....Wonderful!
It was a little piece of uniquely uncharacteristic animal behaviour that could mean almost anything....or, then again, nothing at all.
Unusual weather patterns of late, dislocated seasons, record dry spells alternating with record downpours, hail and snow in June and July, strange cloud formations, unusual light effects, storms and floods....and more floods! Add to that the number of increasingly strange episodes of animal behaviour I've been witnessing lately....such as the shoals of laterally rotating eel that I saw from the "bridge over the River Wye" in Chepstow back in June....they were just about breaking the surface of the very muddy river water, but I considered it to be odd behaviour simply because the thicker-skinned eel doesn't normally rotate like certain other species of fish sometimes do (except that we've all been recording increasingly high levels of acid in some of the heavier downpours of rain on odd occasions since around 2005) nor, for that matter, do eels gather in fairly large numbers in the middle of June ....Then there have been the small to medium-size flocks of Starling flying virtually blind late at night in and around my own village throughout this Summer (certainly not normal behaviour for them either)!
There have been a hundred other, far less obvious things as well, but I notice them....the localized patches of mutated, twin-headed Dandilions which test as completely normal....or the colony of seventy or more Rooks that I watched a week or two ago as they repeatedly flew down from the trees to land on the road....then back into the trees after a few moments of head-bobbing and feather-shaking antics....then back to the road for more head-bobbing and feather-shaking....they did it over and over again....I've never seen that before either....wierd! Then there was the Gordian knot of writhing Earthworms, probably forty or fifty of them....the size of a cricket ball....on Robinswood Hill near Gloucester. I haven't seen one of those since the 1950s....On that occasion, I placed the heaving mass in a box to take to school for "show and tell", but sadly, all the worms had separated by the time I got there!
Such examples of extreme animal behaviour are certainly unusual (though not always entirely unheard of in other species) and I would normally dismiss them as being fairly insignificant if they occured in isolation over many years, but these incidents are not isolated and they are happening in quick succession!
 Coincidence? Perhaps....or separate pieces of a much larger and infinitely more complex picture? More worryingly, some say that they could be symptoms of something far more sinister! Mmm....I don't know about that, but something of a very fundamental nature is undoubtedly changing out there and only time will tell how serious it really is!
It's no good asking the experts either, they're always far too busy focussing on the bits and pieces of whatever they're studying at the time to be able to take-in everything else as well, but some of the farmers and the rural "characters" I've spoken to just lately have also been noticing some pretty odd stuff....as one of them said to me...."there's something more akin to a shift of some sort....in Nature herself....almost like a shiver or a shudder"! Or, as one particularly elderly and knowledgeable country gentleman called "Old Tom" (son of "Even Older Tom"), observed the other day...."it's like someone's walking over Mother Nature's grave"!

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Red splash with a dash of Meadow Crane's-Bill

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Wren
Take a little round ball of feathers, add a pointy beak, a silly sticky-uppy tail and a pair of big feet and you have yourself a Wren....and here's one I made earlier. I'm actually amazed that this picture came out ok because this tiny Troglodytes troglodytes was more than living up to his Latin name by skulking about in the darkest recesses of the thickest woodland undergrowth that he could find and wouldn't keep still for more than a few moments at a time! He was also making it very clear to me that he didn't want me anywhere near his beloved nest, which appeared to be hidden in a small hole deep within a nearby ancient Cotswold stone wall and also where his equally feisty mate was sitting on a fresh clutch of eggs!
I'm dedicating this photograph to the only people I saw all day....a friendly, chatty lady and gent with a lovely Golden Retriever dog who were actually being closely shadowed by Mr. Belligerent as they all came down the woodland trail towards me!
Out of interest, The Wren is reportedly the UK's most common and adaptable bird, with an estimated eight million pairs occupying virtually every possible type of niche habitat....from suburban gardens to mountain forests, from coastal clifftops to farmland meadows and from industrial landscapes to country hedgerows....a truly remarkable bird!

2007....House Martin Return Earliest Yet!
(See House Martin survey stuff on "Survey" page)

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Vulgaris or Media?
Talking to a friend this morning (no not my pretend one....he's on holiday at the moment), I happened to mention how often I've been seeing Wasps while out and about....in fact,  I've been seeing them since December! Not surprisingly, he was slightly skeptical, not having seen one himself so far this year (remember, none of the Wasp species are really due to be particularly active until later in May). Quick as a flash, I decided to smear some of my special home-made, top secret, extra-strength Wasp and Bee attractant, "WBA #A1" (cunningly disguised as runny honey!) onto a tree branch at the top of the garden to see what happened....Then I smeared some more onto the shed window ten minutes later after one of the Squirrels ("Bubble" I think) licked it all off! Checking back half an hour later, I was delighted to see this very large example of Vespula vulgaris enjoying the sticky provender! At first, I thought it was the much scarcer Dolichovespula media, sometimes (and very unfairly) described as the "Killer Wasp", but I don't think it has quite enough black in its markings (notice how cleverly I try to make it look as though I know what I'm talking about by using Latin names).
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Does My Bum Look Big in This?

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Battle of the Wagtails....Male Grey Wagtail (Above), Male Pied (Below)
Bibury is a bit of a hot-spot for Wagtails and always has been. The geography of the village and the sheer abundance of insect life emanating from the shallow, quite fast-flowing River Coln, surrounding woodland and the little marshy nature reserve all combine to provide the perfect Wagtail habitat. I've spent the last five years studying the Wagtails here and have managed to work out a number of the territorial perimeters that are so fiercely guarded by the incumbant males, particularly in the Spring. There is one place in particular, near the road bridge adjacent to the trout farm and hotel, where three such territories all come together. Two are held by pairs of Pied Wagtails while the third is the province of a pair of Grey Wagtails. One pair of Pieds occupy a nest-site on the Hotel side of the river and another pair dominate the reserve side of the bridge. Meanwhile, the Greys are firmly ensconced within the grounds of the Trout farm. Corners of the territories meet at the bridge and this is the place where much confrontational tail-wagging, posturing and ariel dog-fights take place, particularly between the males, as all the birds compete for the prolific numbers of insects hovering near or above the river. This year's situation has been complicated and tempers enflamed by the intrusive behaviour of one of last year's three surviving Grey Wagtail juveniles and a solitary rogue Pied (White) Wagtail. I got the old digi-scope out for once and took these pictures on 3rd April.

"An Afternoon at the Wildlife Park"
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"Cleopatra?"
on the
"Diary and General Stuff"
page

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Crimson and Cream
Tulips....looking like a sunset over Sydney Opera House....or maybe just a bunch of flowers!

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Tender Moments
I stood and watched this extremely devoted pair of Magpies for more than half-an-hour today (3rd March) amidst the early blossom of an Evesham Vale apple orchard. Magpies are usually cast as the "villian" of the piece because of their tendency to predate the eggs and young of countless other bird species (although such behaviour has been proven by several agencies not to have any really detrimental effect on the population numbers of their victims). However, the ultra-vigilant and very smart Pica pica also happen to make tremendously loyal and doting partners and I took great pleasure in watching the male of this particular two-some acting out his proffering-based and exquisitely tender courtship ritual.

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His MO was quite simple....fly off to find and pick the most appealing dessicated husk of an old apple from last year's crop that you can find and then return to sexy partner with said fruit and proffer as a gift by gently nudging her with it, bobbing head up and down a bit and closing eyes a lot until she finally takes it from you. Then off you go again to find another, even better one. Meanwhile, the female of your dreams sits there with your special gift in her beak, probably wondering why you couldn't find something shiney or at least a box of chocolates from somewhere instead, until she eventually gets fed up waiting and chucks it away (I know exactly how the male must be made to feel by it all....I mean, what exactly was wrong with the dead Noctule Bat I brought home for my wife to have a look at the other day, even if it did have a few fleas?)! Anyhoo, I went on watching the love-birds as the procedure was repeated four more times, at which point, both birds seemed to get bored with the whole thing and eventually flew off to join a bunch of other Magpies in a nearby field, probably to hold a special Magpie "Parliament" or something!

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Buff-Tailed Bumble Bee
Ok, birds yes, flowers alright-ish,, but insects are definitely not my strong point! Still, I "think" that this is a Buff-Tailed Bumble Bee (Bombus terrestris) and I took this shot this evening (18th February) after it had flown into the bedroom and settled on the lamp-shade. I've been seeing several of the White-Tailed variety (B. lucorum) through the winter (and one Yellow-Banded (B. hortorum), but this fantastic little creature has no right being out and about before April! (There's another picture on the "Diary and General Stuff" page at www.wildliferanger.com)

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Old Farm Gate

Chapter 24
of
"Slices"
entitled
"Miko"
(Plus Footnote)
 is now uploaded on the
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page


Thelma (Left) and Louise (Thelma Has a slightly Whiter Chin)
Inseparable "friends", Thelma and Louise sit for most of every day apparently super-glued to their favourite branch in a tree at the top of my garden. They sit there, throughout the year, ocassionally dropping down to the seed trough that I top-up for them, the Pheasants and the Red-Legged Partridge every day. All other Collared Dove "interlopers" are chased off without exception! Both birds also exhibit frequent nest-building activity, followed by a tendency to sit around afterwards as if to say "what next?". Well, "what next" actually took place yesterday when a male bird appeared out of the blue and proceeded to strut his stuff across the top of ye olde rustic swing that sits just beneath the branch that's so beloved of our devoted pair. I looked on with interest, expecting the young upstart to be shown the door in no uncertain terms, but instead of that, a brazen Louise dropped down to said Romeo and, before I knew it, the dirty deed was done. No more than 30 seconds and it was all over....amazing (certainly beats my record)!

However, instead of the expected shared cigarette with her new amore, Louise suddenly turned upon the hapless young male and proceeded to give him a thorough beating-up. At this point, Thelma flew down to assist her partner and the young lad was forced to flee for his life!

What to make of it all? Well, Thelma was certainly content to look on as Louise "capitulated" and the "act" most definitely took place. The male was then "seen off" in no uncertain terms by both birds. Now I must wait to see if anything develops. Could it be that T & L will finally fulfil their dream of raising their own family? Is that what they actually want? Was their behaviour in any way determined? Is this sort of thing normal behaviour for Collared Doves....who knows? We'll just have to wait and see what happens next! (See the "General Diary Stuff" page of www.wildliferanger.com for more on our intrepid pair of Doves).

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Snowdrops....harbingers of Spring? Wherefore art thou Winter?
I've seen Snowdrops towards the end of January a few times over the years, but I took this picture on the 12th January 2007 no less and, try as I might, I can't find a single text book that refers to Snowdrops flowering even before February (a few crocuses are out as well)! Add that to the wasp I saw the other day and the half dozen Bees or so I've spotted this winter (loads of fishermen have been seeing them too) and I'd say you might as well dust off your best pair of Bermudas and dig out the suntan cream....but hold on a minute, unfortunately, I've been getting a fair bit of gyp from the "old trouble" today, so I reckon we must be in for a cold snap....besides, that's what I heard them say on the weather forecast this morning!

Never Begin With an Apology....
I'm sorry, but a very elderly Japanese gentleman once told me never to apologize for my efforts if they're the very best I can manage. Fair enough, but I feel quite strongly that I shouldn't put my pictures on the World Wide Web without first mentioning that I do fully realize that my photographic efforts are sorely lacking in many technical areas. Unfortunately, I am not a particularly technically-minded person and, unlike most men,  the gadget/gizmo side of photography leaves me fairly cold. I barely know an F-stop from a J-peg and I struggle to understand half of the functions that my comparatively basic Nikon Coolpix 4500 digital camera has to offer! For the most part, I just set the thing on auto, point it at something, press the shutter and hope. I can only trust therefore, that what I lack in photographic knowledge and expertise is at least partly compensated for by my passion for the subject.


Blue Tit
This little fella sat still just long enough to let me take this shot on a pretty slow shutter speed.

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Redwing
My favourite thrush, the ultra-timid Redwing, is barely as big as a Starling and, like its bigger cousin the Fieldfare, spends the winter here scouring the open countryside for berries and windfalls. All the way from its summer breeding grounds in Scandinavia, I look forward to seeing as many as fifty of these beautiful "rattlers" competing for berries amongst the trees and bushes at the end of my garden.

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The book the publishers said should never be written!

"Ranger Don's Fully Illustrated Countryside Survival Guide"!
(A must-have text for just when you thought it was safe to go back in the woods!)

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Downpour
On a day when football matches were being cancelled all over the UK due to the unusually wet weather, I managed to get soaked at least four times! Meanwhile, this picture isn't an old-fashioned sepia print, it's just a product of still more strange light effects that seem so common of late! It's almost as if we've gone back in time to the 1940s and 50s, to when people were so poor they could only afford to be in black and white....or earlier still, to when the world was not only in black and white, but completely silent!
 

I try very hard to capture something of the personality of a bird or the more emotive elements of a landscape because it wouldn't really be enough for me to take a technically perfect picture of say, a Buzzard (not that I ever will) if the picture fails to capture at least something of what that particular bird is all about....otherwise it might just as well be a technically perfect photograph of a tin of baked beans! Ideally of course, it would be very nice if I could achieve technical perfection as well as capture traces of personality in any of my photographs, but I doubt that it will ever happen!  Consequently, the wildlife photographers who I admire the most (usually professional) are the ones who have probably spent more years than they care to remember attempting to master both of these elements and, In so doing, have usually managed to shout out loud the unbridled passion they also feel for their subjects through the images they create.


All Spiders Are Not The Same....
When it comes to creating what, to a Common Garden Spider, is simply a means to an end (ie catching your next meal), not all Araneus diadematus are blessed with equal skills in the actual spinning department. The effort above is a good example of a completed, but far from perfectly orchestrated web design...."10" for effort and a "9" for artistic interpretation (especially with the addition of the frost droplets), but points would certainly be withheld by the German judge when it comes to the technical category!

I know that there has been some research into why it is that some spiders are better at spinning webs than others and it's known that web-building ability is dramatically affected when spiders are exposed to certain airborne chemicals, including various types of crop sprays, vehicle emissions and, not surprisingly, alcohol fumes! The web in the picture isn't too bad an effort really and it's still an infinitely more complex and detailed structure than even the very best human artist or design engineer could ever dream of creating! I took this photograph early this morning (21st December) so perhaps this particular spider, who's still very active at the moment, had just one too many Babychams at yesterday's office party!

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Brittle
I said below in the "Brynn" item that I'd eventually get around to introducing another of my Buzzard study characters and so here is "Brittle". Brittle is Brynn's devoted mate and a very difficult bird to photograph because she's such a nervous and timid soul. She's one of the easiest to identify however, even from a distance....Her plumage is a golden-chestnut colour and she has the most obviously bright yellow cere at the base of her beak of any Buzzard I've ever seen. She also has a creamy-white streak on the back of her head which isn't visible in any of these unfortunately poor quality photographs.

In some ways, Brittle reminds me of my wife ....always doing stuff....busy, busy, busy....never a dull moment! The only real difference being that my wife tends more towards being the emotionally strong, resolute type....nor does she seem to spend nearly so much time at the top of very tall trees as she used to!

These photos are about a year old and show B&B's nest-site in 2005....one that they built from scratch after the old one was blown down in a storm! The two birds managed to raise two chicks through the summer of 2005, but sadly, both youngsters disappeared during three days that I didn't observe the nest! Whether it was predators, some sort of an accident or humans from the planet Maggot Slime I can only guess. Whatever the cause, Brittle seemed to take the loss very badly and continued to frequent the nest-site for many weeks after her loss.

I saw her take a rabbit up to the nest on one occasion. She placed it carefully in the middle of the nest platform and then let out three or four loud mewing cries. She hung around for about twenty minutes behaving in an uncharacteristically subdued fashion. She was certainly a long way from being her usual agitated, fidgety self. She eventually flew off without having touched the rabbit herself! The right-hand photo shows Brittle just sitting up on the nest a couple of months after the youngsters had disappeared.

As daft as it sounds, this sort of "sitting around" behaviour was a worry to me. It's not like her. She's not at all like other Buzzards in that respect. They love to sit around on fence posts and telegraph poles or up trees as they keep their eyes open for their next meal. Brittle just can't manage that kind of behaviour for more than five minutes at best and much prefers to go off to look for her lunch in a slightly more pro-active way! She seemed worryingly lacking in any activity at all for at least three months after her babies disappeared. Even Brynn, her archetypal "Noble Savage" partner, seemed concerned about her at times and brought her almost all of her food for weeks because she certainly didn't appear to eat what little she caught by herself (perhaps though, he too was coping with some sort of loss angst by continuing to feed Brittle after the young had disappeared)! Whatever I might be reading into it, Brittle did seem to be quite "depressed" for quite some time! Interestingly perhaps, She and Brynn, despite still being very much a pair, didn't raise any young at all in 2006!

I get slated by the experts for these sorts of so-called emotive interpretations of animal behaviour, but I don't see the experts sitting beside me for hours on end behind Cotswold stone walls or creeping along tree lines or lying prostrate in irrigation ditches doing the observing! Nor do I recall them working beside me for all those years at the zoo, shaping the way you care for an animal by learning to accommodate all its funny little ways....hundreds of species with thousands of funny little ways. Animals like Buzzards aren't just statistics to be counted, tagged and tracked....Each one is an individual and they all behave slightly differently.

The experts write the textbooks, but they seem to forget that the animals themselves don't read them and most species eventually fly in the face of all academic expectation sooner or later! When a couple of hundred twitchers turn up to "twitch" a vagrant Semi-Palmated Sandpiper spotted at some reservoir near Manchester or whatever, how many of them take a moment to marvel at the fact that the animal probably came all the way from North America completely by accident and almost certainly flew tens of thousands of feet up via the slip-stream (something that humans didn't even know existed until the middle of the twentieth century). It was also probably a journey made at the complete mercy of extreme weather conditions! Totally remarkable when you think about it! Even fewer of of the twitchers would possibly pause to consider the gauntlet of emotions the bird must have endured and how it may or may not be coping with its new "home"....not to mention having to deal with the sometimes hundreds of less than discreet cameras and field-scopes pointing right at it or even a few jerks with sticks trying flush it out into the open just to get their little tick on a list!

A very pushy, middle-aged twitcher once told me to "F*** off" when I asked him not to get too near to a totally exhausted looking little passerine that had finally made landfall amongst some lobster pots on the sea-wall in  Lyme Regis harbour after a dreadful storm-lashed night (he wanted a better photograph for a magazine "Rare Sightings" section apparently)! Word had got out that the bird was there and about a dozen twitchers had turned up out of the blue. I was there too, but on holiday with my kids who were about eight and twelve at the time. Needless to say, I didn't appreciate being spoken to like that in front of them. I talked to someone from the little marine museum right there on the quay about the plight of the little songster and they found a suitable container and we took the bird indoors. I showed them how to make a "hotbox" with a few bits and pieces and made up a glycose solution from ingredients that I sent my son and daughter off to buy from the local chemists. It was all simple stuff and the bird recovered and was strong enough to release near the little wetland at Charmouth the following day. Several other twitchers who'd arrived later that morning were very unhappy that I'd taken the bird indoors and that they hadn't been able to see it in-situ so to speak. Two of them gave me a piece of their minds....they'd apparently travelled all the way from Bristol! My concern was for the bird and the further distress it was being caused by one idiot hefting lobster pots around just to get a better view, but then, in my experience, one idiot is all it ever takes for anything untoward or thoroughly unpleasant to happen!

Meanwhile, you will never convince me that an animal such as a Buzzard doesn't experience the world in an emotional way. A Bird like Brittle may not have such a highly developed brain as ours or have quite such sophisticated emotions, but she does "feel" something. I know for example, just how much Parrots can get down in the dumps, go off their food, start behaving aggressively, etc simply because they've lost their mate or a keeper that they're particularly fond of is away on holiday or because you've told them that their bum looks big in something (they can be very vain)! Brittle appears to have a somewhat fragile personality at the best of times and depends heavily on her mate for support which is always readily given by virtue of the fact that he's simply just there for her. I called her Brittle for that very reason! The loss of her two youngsters may well have been what it finally took to push her into the avian equivalent of a mental abyss. Meanwhile however, 2006 has gradually, I'm pleased to say, seen her return to much more of her old agitated self....with the help of ever-faithful Brynn of course!

Next Buzzard up will probably be the beautiful "Bell"....A real heart-breaker and life-taker!

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The beautiful "Bell"

Remember the wonderfully brilliant Leslie Philips in those terrific old B&W movies, when he used to say "ding-dong!" in that toe-curlingly lounge-lizard way of his if he saw a particularly attractive female? Well the next Buzzard that I'll feature will probably be the brazen hussy "Bell"....I named her with more than a passing nod to Philips's iconic line. In fact, if Leslie Philips was actually cast as Buzzard instead of a Lizard, then "ding-dong!" is exactly what he'd say about Bell....She's a stunner all right (and don't she know it!)....Mind you, I think that she also tends to put it about a bit!


Meadow Pipit
There were a bunch of these little guys sharing the tidal edges with Rock Pipits and Turnstone at Millendreath Beach, Cornwall. They've probably moved down to the beach from pasture-land further up the valley just for the winter. They were all pretty busy foraging about in the tidal detritus looking for sand-hoppers and other tasty snacks....All that is, except for this nosey so-and-so who insisted on watching me all the time I was there!

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Louise
Above is Louise, one of a pair of Collared Doves who took up permanent residency in the trees at the end of my garden some time ago. Nothing odd there....except that her partner, Thelma (below), is also female! They both occasionally enter into a frenzy of nest-building activity at almost any time of the year, each arriving in the garden with nesting material and then parading about with it. All to no avail of course. They're virtually inseparable and fly in the face of avian convention by (a) rarely associating with others of their kind, even during the winter flocking season and (b), by possibly being the only gays in the village!
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Thelma

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Raven's Tree
I love old trees and I like this one in particular. I've spent the night bivouacking beneath its wonderfully sinister silhouette on two separate occasions....well out of the reach of widow-makers though! In fact, I took this photograph as I prepared my evening meal the second time I spent the night there. I remember that there was a real sense of "looming" and that it sometimes appeared to move towards me....an effect created by the scudding clouds behind it! Definitely not the place for people with an over-active imagination!

According to local legend, Raven's Tree is the midnight rendezvous for all manner of Faerie Folk, including Elves, Goblins and Hobgoblins and it certainly tends to make an incredible variety of creaky, spooky sounds throughout the night, especially in a good breeze or as it gradually cools down after a hot day in the sunshine. Just like other great trees, Raven's Tree also plays host to a huge variety of very active and persistently vociferous wildlife!

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One for Remembrance Day


On Golden Pond
Ok, so no more sunset pictures on the Home Page after this one....I promise! There were lots of Wigeon doing Duck stuff on this stretch of water, plus a few Teal, assorted Gulls, Coot, a couple of Moorhen and a Heron and.... if you look very, very carefully....you wont see any of them because they all scarpered off to the other end of the lake once word got out that some hot-shot plonker who fancies himself with a camera was trying to take a picture!


Cotswold Water Park
I guess it's sunset season....There's been a decent one nearly every day for the past few weeks.


Unusual Light
Here's another of the unusual light effects I keep seeing when I'm out and about....This was taken at approximately 1500hrs out near Chipping Camden on 7th November. The sky was again a strange purpley-pink colour....Am I the only person noticing this or do I just need to increase my medication dosage?


Autumn Sunset
Finally, the leaves are turning brown and the colder nights are with us. Autumn has arrived at last. I've noticed that the frosts we've had during the last two or three nights have already finished off many of the late summer wildflowers and some of the birds that I haven't seen in the garden for months, such as flocks of Long-Tailed Tits and a Tree-creeper or two are returning to feed at the peanut dispensers...though I'm not so sure that the Tree-creepers aren't actually searching between the peanuts for tiny insects and not picking at the nuts themselves. This shot was taken virtually from my own front door and it just goes to show that sometimes, by taking a few seconds to pause and look up from whatever it is we're finding so desperately important at the time, we can be rewarded with moments like this....I think that apart from being something nice to look at, it's also very good for the soul.

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Brynn
Following on from the "Baz" item below, Jenny H (in Dublin) and a Mr. T (no, not that one I don't think) have taken the time to e-mail me to ask about my Buzzards....Well, they're not actually "my" Buzzards, but I have studied them for a long time and have even given them all names (for ease of identification). Buzzards are all different in their plumage, personality and behaviour traits and I've grown to know this bunch of feathered reprobates pretty well.

"Brynn" (above) is everything a Buzzard should be....He soars majestically and effortlessly higher than any other Buzzard in the thermals hundreds of feet above the Cotswold hills. His skin-tingling atmospheric call seems louder and more ethereal than any other Buzzard and he's a very accomplished hunter, whether from the air or from his favourite fence post. He can be very aggressive towards any Carrion Crow, Rook or Raven stupid enough to molest him and he's highly practised at rolling on to his back in mid-air to show his talons to his aggressors....I've occasionally seen black feathers spiralling to earth after such encounters! Generally though, he's pretty much left well alone by most sensible Corvids.

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Brynn the Magnificent,  riding the thermals on a warm, cloudless Springtime morning, soaring perhaps a thousand feet above the Cotswold Hills. Brynn has his own distinctive markings, but note the dark trailing edge to his wing feathers....immature birds do not have this diagnostic feature.

Unlike Baz, Brynn rarely stoops to scavenging from road kills, but most amusing is how, around mid afternoon (sometimes with his mate "Brittle", a very temperamental and twitchy bird), he can usually be found on the ground in some freshly planted or fallow field doing his best impersonation of Coco the Clown while hunting for insects and invertebrates. The MO is quite simple, but comical to watch....they stand very still (for however long it takes) then suddenly dash, skipitty-hop fashion (sometimes with wings outstretched) for a few metres and pounce! If they miss, they'll scrabble and scratch around frantically in the dirt hunting for their victim, emitting a plaintive cry if they fail to find it. Brynn seems to love earthworms and grass-hoppers the most, but is always ecstatic to stumble across the occasional lizard. Interestingly, his affection towards Brittle is obvious and quite touching when he sometimes presents her with some favoured delicacy or other. It's always a very gentle and private moment between the two birds, but then he's off again, all pleased with himself, skipitty-hop, across the field to resume the hunt for more tasty snacks.

I have dozens of Buzzard photos (including shots of most members of the study group) and, as there appears to be at least some degree of interest, I shall feature a few more of these special individuals as time goes on.


Horned Poppy

The Horned Poppy is a relatively scarce shingle beach-loving plant to be found almost exclusively in coastal areas. I found this particular example still flowering on Loe Bar, Cornwall in mid-October. It's a close relative of the more familiar red Common Poppy that grows in national significance as we move into the month of November and, with Remembrance Day almost upon us, it's vitally important to start thinking about what we're supposed to be remembering....

We have basic freedoms of speech and freedoms of movement today only because of the sacrifices that our parents and grandparents made on our behalf during a war of unimaginable suffering. Yet it's so easy to take it all for granted and with so many of a brand new generation of young people not even aware that the likes of Churchill or Hitler ever existed, it's more important than ever to remind everyone that the self-indulgent, complacent, trivial, commodity-driven but oppression-free lifestyles we tend to relish so much these days are possible only because of the price paid by others over the decades who definitely weren't so fortunate.

Just as importantly, we must remember the men and women of all our armed forces in whatever harrowing corner of an unforgiving world they happen to be and who will continue, even as I type this piece, to protect what they believe to be our most fundamental and worthwhile social values. Forget the self-serving politicians (whatever the party....they're all the same) and the politics to which they subscribe....The ordinary Bootneck or Squadie doesn't understand or care about insidious political motives....or the men and women who advocate them. They care most about the soldier or civilian standing or cowering right there next to them, up to their sorry necks in the mud and the blood as desperate sanity collides with blind reason! They care too about their families and friends back home who they need to know will always love them and they care that in some small way (a way that will never be entirely clear to them) they might make a difference....for the good of us all!

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Baz
Baz....full name, Barry the Buzzard, lives not far from me, inside a 10sq km area with lots of other Buzzards dotted around and I've been studying them all for quite a few years now. Unfortunately, it's one survey that I wont detail on this website because there are still a few individuals in the Cotswolds who continue to harbour somewhat medieval attitudes towards Buzzards and I'm not about to compromise the safety of the birds I've come to know quite well! 
 

It rained this morning....hard! Not to worry though because that meant that Baz would almost certainly be perching, one-legged style (to keep one foot warm and alternating feet every ten minutes or so) on his most special of rocks atop his favourite Cotswold stone wall. He nearly always does it when the rain is heavy and he usually turns up around 1000hrs. So it was just a case of getting there before he did....which I did at 0930hrs, but he didn't show up until gone 1100hrs and I got absolutely drenched and pretty damn cold waiting for him. I was about 50m away and I'm afraid the rain combined with poor light to reduce the image quality, but at least I got something for my efforts!

I like Baz....He's a bit of a character, but I worry about him. He doesn't appear to be particularly good at catching "live" prey and has resorted to "ambushing" road kills! There are hundreds of pheasants around here and lots of Rabbits. Many of them end up squashed in the lane running alongside his territory and Baz takes full advantage of the easy meals. However, once he's "caught" the unfortunate road victim, he immediately adopts a protective stance, covering his prey with his wings in typical Raptor fashion and refuses to budge even for cars! He then spends fifteen or twenty minutes eating his meal right there in the road instead of carrying it off to some favourite perch or other! Sometimes this happens virtually in the middle of the lane and vehicles are forced to go around him! Sooner or later though, someone will fail to notice him or some moron will deliberately run him over! I've taken to passing that way a couple of times a day if I can and fling any road kills I see into the hedges and out of sight. It's only a very quiet country lane, but the sooner Baz masters the art of "proper" hunting the better!

 
Argen the Gull
Love them or loathe them, when you hear a Herring Gull you can't help but think of the seaside. For many people, they are an out and out pest, especially in some of our inland towns and cities where they’ve taken to breeding in significant numbers. Interestingly (to me at least), the claws on the town birds aren't quite as sharp as those on their coastal cousins and that's due to the fact that the "townies" spend almost all of their "ground" time on either concrete or stone and it tends to wear their nails right down.

Apropo of nothing much….I remember reading an excellent book entitled “Argen the Gull” while living in zoo apprentice digs back in the sixties (can’t recall the author though, unless it was Franklin Russell) and can you guess who lent it to me? That’s right Johnny Morris. Wow….Mega name-drop or what!


Eye of the Pheasant
I mention my uncle Chris several times on this website and he has a chapter devoted to him in "Slices". He was an old-fashioned type gamekeeper working the Severn Valley throughout the 1940s, 50s and 60s. I spent huge amounts of time with him as a boy, soaking up all he was prepared to teach me about the countryside and its wildlife.

Most impressive of all was his ability to "mesmerise" several kinds of wild animal by simply walking, very slowly, right up to them before bashing them over the head with his mighty oaken "Knobbler" (a wooden club fashioned by his father in the Belgian trenches of WWI and used to good effect, by all accounts, in hand-to-hand skirmishing with the Hun). The unfortunate hypnotized creatures that my uncle despatched, usually Rabbits or Pheasants, were always destined for the pot of course and, although my uncle spent a great deal of time trying to teach me the basis of this technique with only a modicum of success, he would raise his hands in frustratio